To tackle some lingering myths about the Chicago River, let’s start with a pop quiz. Which of the following describes the river?
- A nature haven
- A paddler’s paradise
- Toilet water
- Really green every March 17
- All of the above
The answer is E.
Wait a minute. Sure, everyone knows that dyeing the Chicago River green on St. Patty’s Day is a time-honored tradition. But how can the river be Nature Haven, Paddler’s Paradise and Toilet Water all at once?
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